Where Bad Decisions Turn Into Good Stories!

Hai. My names Symone. I enjoy falling in love with famous people, and being awkward when not in my room.
Dad:on a scale of one to ten what do you rate yourself?
Me:like 1400
Him:no seriously.
Me:seriously, I'm flawless.

allmymetaphors:

my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round 

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i-am-the-pizza-man:

thestoryso-near:

pepperwood-just-kiss-me:

gerard-you-little-shit:

What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”

THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT

(via cinnamonbritches)

invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

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